1/10: Was/Is this all a w.a.s.t.e. of your/our time? Stay detuned.. .. .. .. .. .␄

Oct 7, 2011:

@ChieftanMews: 1/10: Was/Is this all a w.a.s.t.e. of your/our time? Stay detuned.. .. .. .. .. .␄

This was the last of the #10 series of tweets from Chieftan Mews sent out each Thursday for 10 weeks. On the same day as this tweet Mew’s sent a second message stating that he was ‘free’ (Like you, once again, I am a free fugitive of life.) assuming that the quiz had lead to him escaping from the Ziggurat from where he’d been trapped over the previous months.

w.a.s.t.e stands for We Await Silent Tristenro’s Empire and is the name for Radiohead’s official online store and fanclub since 1992. According to Follow Me Around it is from a 1966 novel written by Thomas Pynchon titled The Crying Of Lot 49.

Wiki gives a brief description of the book as:

The shortest of Pynchon’s novels, it is about a woman, Oedipa Maas, possibly unearthing the centuries-old conflict between two mail distribution companies, Thurn und Taxis and the Trystero (or Tristero). The former actually existed, and was the first firm to distribute postal mail; the latter is Pynchon’s invention. The novel is often classified as a notable example of postmodern fiction.

Time included the novel in its TIME 100 Best English-language Novels from 1923 to 2005

The novel follows Oedipa Maas, a Californian housewife who becomes entangled in a convoluted historical mystery when her ex-lover dies and designates her the co-executor of his estate. The catalyst of Oedipa’s adventure is a set of stamps that may have been used by a secret underground postal delivery service, the Trystero (or Tristero).

According to the historical narrative that Oedipa pieces together during her travels around the San Francisco Bay Area, the Trystero was defeated by Thurn und Taxis – a real postal system – in the 18th century but went underground and continued to exist into Oedipa’s present day, the 1960s. Their mailboxes are disguised as regular waste-bins, often displaying their slogan W.A.S.T.E., an acronym for We Await Silent Tristero’s Empire, and their symbol, a muted post horn.

( Source: Wikipedia )

Amusingly according to a interview with Thom and Jonny in 1995 the band started their own church titled ‘The Holy Church of Waste’ while on tour in the US.

Jonny: (cutting Thom off) No, we’re reverends…..

Thom: (Cutting Jonny off) Oh yeah, we’re reverends…we’re all reverends.

Jonny: We started our own church.

Thom: The Holy Church of Waste.

Jonny: Well, we can legally marry people and bury people in 13 American states, including California.

Thom: So if anybody needs, you know, to get married, we can do it for them now. (to Jonny) How much did it cost us? Twenty dollars?

Jonny: Ten dollars or something. So we are going to conduct a mass community-style wedding at our LA show, that’s tomorrow.

You can read the rest of the interview on Follow Me Around here.

While we do not yet know if this was ‘just a waste of our time’ on November 9 Radiohead announced on Dead Air Space that they would be releasing a Bluray/DVD edition of The King of Limbs – From the Basement with Supercollider ‘added as a bonus track’.

We’d love to hear what answers other people sent to Mew’s ‘quiz’!
Let us know in the comments or email muggs@ersmenoo.com.

If Mews were to fall in love, Mews would make you a mix-tape like this for when the trains stop running on time http://tinyurl.com/3m6lfr3 ␄

Jun 29, 2011:

@ChieftanMews: If Mews were to fall in love, Mews would make you a mix-tape like this for when the trains stop running on time http://tinyurl.com/3m6lfr3

In a tender moment Cheftan Mews offers a link to a recent mix-tape from All Tomorrow’s Parties curated in part by Portishead made to advertise the I’ll Be Your Mirror’ music event.

Mew’s claimed on The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth of All Time that “All my love is used up… On me.” and in a DM where he stated “My initials are carved in a tree = CM loves CM.” suggesting that he has indeed fallen in love… with himself.

The final part about the trains appears at first to be a joke, after all when has a major train system ever run on time? The phrase does pop up in a comment posted to a news item on A Tangled Web “a dissenting review of contemporary British & American politics” about Greek protesters joining the worldwide ‘Day of Rage’ protest against capitalism, inequality and the economic crisis. The post was made on the 3rd of June, three weeks before Mew’s comment.

The link itself takes you to All Tomorrow’s Parties where you can stream and download a free mixtape Curated by Portishead & ATP from Soundcloud.

The website also gives the following information about a event taking place from September 30 – October 2nd 2011:

From September 30 to October 2 2011 in Asbury Park, New Jsery, All Tomorrow’s Parties will present the first I’ll Be Your Mirror USA event, which will be curated by the mercurial Portishead (who headline the Saturday and Sunday) and ATP. Acting as sister events to the world famous ATP Festivals which usually take place in holiday resorts, I’ll Be Your Mirror is a new series of artist curated music, film and art events taking place in cities worldwide.

As well live performances from all of the artists in the mixtape below (+ others), the event will also feature DJs, Criterion Cinema, a Laphams Quarterly Literary Stage, an exhibition from Shepard Fairey, Quality Food Stalls and more…

Radiohead teamed up with Clive Dreamer of Portshead in 2011 for their live performances of The King of Limbs.

In 2008 a video was uploaded to Youtube of Jonny Greenwood and Thom Yorke playing a cover of The Rip backstage at a concert in St. Louis, you can watch it here.
( Source: All Tomorrow’s Parties )

Sadly the Soundcloud widget on the ATP Page no longer works so you’ll just have to use your imagination, the tracklist was:

00.00 Up With People – Oneida
07.45 Machine Gun – Portishead
12.24 Ice Cream (feat. Matias Aguayo) – Battles
17.02 Two-Headed Boy – Neutral Milk Hotel
21.27 Cervantine – A Hawk And A Hacksaw
27.16 Wakeman’s Air – Chavez
31.35 In Your Area (feat. Planet Asia) – DJ Peanut Butter Wolf
34.03 Pizza Mind – DD/MM/YYYY
38.21 She Is Beyond Good And Evil – The Pop Group
41.41 Metal Arms – Hannibal Buress
44.13 My Pal The Tortoise – Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
46.59 Steady As She Goes – Shellac
51.01 Totally Tween – Foot Village
54.46 Go Outside – Cults
58.05 Kollapz Tradixional (Thee Dirty Olde Flag) – Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra
1.04.10 I Go To Sleep – Anika
1.07.27 Father Midnight – Earth
1.19.31 Party Intellectuals – Marc Ribot’s Ceramic Dog
1.25.15 San Pedro – Mogwai
1.28.37 Behold A Marvel In The Darkness – Deerhoof
1.32.05 I Know – Beak>
1.37.01 Walk – Rory Scovel
1.41.45 Cryogenics – JG Thirlwell’s Manorexia
1.44.50 No Words/No Thoughts – Swans
1.54.08 There Is A Wind – The Album Leaf
1.58.46 Colin Stetson – The Stars In His Head (Dark Lights Remix)
2.04.15 Tunnels – People Of The North
2.10.43 Population Control – Company Flow
2.15.08 Industry – Thought Forms
2.19.13 Give The Drummer Some – Ultramagnetic MCs
2.22.55 Lying – Factory Floor

If @nigelgod deletes my scenes from the final cut, I will gladly show him a new way down the staircase! ␄

Jul 1, 2011:

@ChieftanMews: If @nigelgod deletes my scenes from the final cut, I will gladly show him a new way down the staircase! ␄

On June 21st 2011 Phillip Selway announced on Dead Air Space that Radiohead had filmed a episode of From The Basement, in addition to the news was a HD quality Youtube video of a new song titled Staircase (Previously known to fans as ‘A Walk Down the Staircase’ from Thom Yorke’s solo shows and tour with Atoms For Peace in 2010).

Mew’s addresses this threat to Nigel Godrich the mastermind behind From The Basement. Started in 2006 as a Podcast From the Basement is a music program that focuses entirely on a performance doing away with the traditional format of a host and live audience. Thom Yorke performed on the first episode and Radiohead featured in a full length episode for In Rainbows – Live From The Basement.

Chieftan Mews who made his name hosting The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth of All Time clearly is not pleased with this idea and later takes revenge by withholding the footage of Supercollider performed during the set.

As usual Mews signs off with EOT (End of Transmission) to mark the final tweet for the day.

I am stuck in here with some juicy footage: http://www.the-ziggurat.com – Please call a medic or psychiatrist for me immediately. ␄ / @nigelgod that buck, took me out of the final cut so I took Supercollider & some juicy footage before being banished to the Zigg. Stuck.Help

Jul 6, 2011:

@ChieftanMews: I am stuck in here with some juicy footage: http://www.the-ziggurat.com – Please call a medic or psychiatrist for me immediately. ␄

Jul 10, 2011:

@ChieftanMews: RT: @heidybloom: @ChieftanMews you were edited out of the final cut, mews! Should I call a medic?

Jul 12, 2011:

@ChieftanMews: @nigelgod that buck, took me out of the final cut so I took Supercollider & some juicy footage before being banished to the Zigg. Stuck.Help

These are the first of a series of ongoing tweets where Chieftan Mews states that he was stuck in the Ziggurat with footage taken from The King of Limbs – Live From the Basement.

He accuses Nigel Godrich of removing him from the film and reviles that there is a performance of Supercollider missing from the version shown on television and online. This later proves to be correct when on November 9 Radiohead released The King of Limbs – Live From the Basement on Bluray/DVD with Supercollider as a bonus feature.

http://www.the-ziggurat.com is the web address for The Byzantine Ziggurat a abandoned part of the Radiohead website.
The Memory Hole on Radiohead’s Website describes it as thus:

This was the Strategic Defence Initiative. A ponderous structure stuck in hyperspace which we are not sure what to do with at the moment. But one day, it’s time will come, of that there is no doubt.

Since 2008 it simply contains a looped flash video of coloured blocks that was used as the background for InRainbows.com which hosted the ‘pay what you want’ store for In Rainbows. As of May 2011 the site is no longer available but you can view it here via the Web Archive.

On August 1st Servo uploaded a copy of the video from The Ziggurat to youtube and posted it to Chieftan Mew’s wall on Facebook.

Screenshot of Mew's Reply to a question on Facebook, August 1st, 2011.

Chieftan Mews replied on the 3rd of August with the following message:

My face emerges at the 30 second mark at the lower/central portion of the screen and then disappears a short time later. Please call a plumber or a lumberjack immediately.

( The Lumberjack is probably a reference to a classic Monty Python Sketch entitled The Lumberjack Song which continues the ‘Woods/Trees’ theme. For any poor souls who have never heard it you can watch it on youtube Here. )

Mews replied again to another fan with more details on the 5th of August:
Screenshot of Mew's reply on August 5th, 2011

Chieftan Mews I emerge from there, yes. A little more to the left of your red square and to the bottom at the 0:36 mark specifically.
5 August 2011 at 04:41

Chieftan Mews http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFYaYE-8tEQ&t=0m36s
5 August 2011 at 04:41

The link takes you to 0:36 in the video Servo uploaded to Youtube

Screenshot of 0:36 in The Zigguart video as posted to Youtube by Servo.


Looking to the bottom-left part of the screen you can see the shape of a head (The dark blue is hair and green for the face)

Starting from the 5th of August 2011 Mews sent a series of weekly tweets counting down from #10/10 to #1/10

On the 7th of October Mews tweeted that “Like you, once again, I am a free fugitive of life.” and followed by the statement that he had been “set free by Supercollider.”

Recently in January 2012 a link to the Ziggurat was added to Dead Air Space’s list of Links with the following note:

radiohead.com/Archive/Site8/z
found this while looking for something else.. it is now my screen saver

Servo claims that the film loop on The Ziggurat has been changed and is different to the version he posted to Youtube and Facebook last year as it no longer contains the face at the 36 second mark. You can read his theory on this here at Ims Menoo.

The Byzantine Ziggurat itself has a long and interesting history.

A Ziggurat is a massive structures built in the ancient Mesopotamian valley and western Iranian plateau, having the form of a terraced step pyramid of successively receding stories or levels. Wiki also gives the following:

Notable ziggurats include the Great Ziggurat of Ur near Nasiriyah, Iraq; the Ziggurat of Aqar Quf near Baghdad, Iraq; Chogha Zanbil in Khūzestān, Iran; and Sialk near Kashan, Iran.

According to Herodotus, at the top of each ziggurat was a shrine, although none of these shrines has survived. One practical function of the ziggurats was a high place on which the priests could escape rising water that annually inundated lowlands and occasionally flooded for hundreds of miles, as for example the 1967 flood. Another practical function of the ziggurat was for security. Since the shrine was accessible only by way of three stairways, a small number of guards could prevent non-priests from spying on the rituals at the shrine on top of the ziggurat, such as cooking of sacrificial food and burning of carcasses of sacrificial animals. Each ziggurat was part of a temple complex that included a courtyard, storage rooms, bathrooms, and living quarters, around which a city was built

You can read more about them here.

Byzantine is the name of The Byzantine Empire.

Wiki explains it as the following:

The Byzantine Empire (or Byzantium) was the Eastern Roman Empire during the periods of Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages, centered on the capital of Constantinople. Known simply as the “Roman Empire” (Greek: Βασιλεία Ῥωμαίων, Basileia Rhōmaiōn)[2] or Romania (Ῥωμανία) to its inhabitants and neighbours, it was the direct continuation of the Ancient Roman State and maintained Roman state traditions.[3] Byzantium is today distinguished from ancient Rome proper insofar as it was oriented towards Greek culture, characterised by Christianity rather than Roman paganism and was predominantly Greek-speaking rather than Latin-speaking.

“The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire Volume II” Appears on Page 2 of the Amnesiac Book.

During the Hail To the Thief era The Byzantine Ziggurat looked like this:

The Byzantine Ziggurat cia. 2005 via the Web Archive

Logging in you where provided with a chatroom as part of digital-landfill.co.uk which today also shows the In Rainbows video loop.

Before 2005 The Byzantine Ziggurat was home to the Waste Game which was online treasure hunt of sorts for Amnesiac containing 3 chapters of which only the first two where ever run. A record of the game can be found at Waste-Game-News.com Mike gives the following introduction:

What is the “Waste Game” or the “Byzantine Ziggurat?” It all started like this. At the time, Radiohead had put up a new website, and this was a page called the Byzantine Ziggurat. People were freaking out about how to figure out the password.

And by freaking out, I mean some were going totally out of their minds. I was one of them. I started keeping a copy of everything to do with the game, as did others, some of which helped me collect stuff, and this website was born. While the game was still going, this site helped others keep track of the latest news.

the waste game (Byzantine Ziggurat) was designed and executed by Radiohead,
Stanley Donwood, and many other associates.

..Sounds rather familiar doesn’t it?

Surprisingly it seems the game had two winners! Waste Game News describes the Chapter 2 Prize Kit as including “a Certificate of Byzantine Zigguration signed by the band, two posters, a backstage pass from the 2001 Oxford show, Zigguration Tests taken by each member of the band, and a video of the 2001 Dublin show.”

The Zigguration Tests where a written exam written by Stanley Donwood and apparently administered by Mel from W.A.S.T.E. All five band members sat them but only Ed’s exam paper has been made public. You can check it out Here along with photos of the rest of the prizes.

As of May 2005 Radiohead no longer maintains the waste-game.com domain name, it appears that Chapter 3 titled ‘Playing Zeus’ morphed into what was to become The Scrapbook on the Radiohead website as Mike states that in a conversation with maxk from W.A.S.T.E on April 5 2003 that Chapter 3 was to have 2,700 rooms(pages). There’s quite a few old websites from fans who where working to solve the game so best bet is to do a web search for ‘The Byzantine Ziggurat’.

Greek Mythology has been a reoccurring theme for Stanley Donwood’s artwork since 2000 and Mew’s has used Greek in a tweet (My bucks, must I go out on a limb here and say more is revealing at Ελληνική οδός? That man: ims menooo! Juicy pre-watching. Beware you not!) relating to Stanley.

However in this case Mew’s seems to be tweeting more about the status of Ziggurat being ‘abandoned’ asking Stanley Donwood in a later tweet if he would toss a difficult artwork to the Zig. ( @StanleyDonwood I see you have finally cut “Lost Angeles”. Are you going to toss that into the Ziggurat too? ). On the 22nd of September he responded to a question on Facebook asking where he was:

Mew's reply to a question on Facebook, 22nd of September.

Question from Fan: where ya at mewsy?
Answer from Mews: In your garbage can

Therefore we can assume that Mew’s sees the Zig as something of a trash for abandoned projects.

I got pushed aside because of @clivedeamer. Go on, follow him. Tell him I sent you. I will disappear into the foggy forest until needed.

Oct 14, 2011:

@ChieftanMews: I got pushed aside because of @clivedeamer. Go on, follow him. Tell him I sent you. I will disappear into the foggy forest until needed.

@ChieftanMews: Stay detuned. ␄

@clivedreamer
Clive Deamer is of course the newest additional member of Radiohead who is touring with the band in between his usual gig with Portshead (cue Two Head jokes). Mew’s certainly would not be resentful of this, nor would he tell his followers to bother the poor man would he?

Foggy might be a nod to Fog which was a song on the Com-Lag E.P.

forest is one of the reoccurring themes in The Universal Sigh and The King of Limbs.

True to his word Mew’s didn’t do anything for two months after this tweet.

Seasons Greetings: http://i.imgur.com/zG5X8.jpg

Dec 16, 2011:

@ChieftanMews: Seasons Greetings: http://i.imgur.com/zG5X8.jpg
@ChieftanMews: Stay crazy. Stay detuned. ␄

A straightforward holiday tweet? .. not quite.

Chieftan Mew’s tweeted the following image with ‘Seasons Greetings’ followed by a message to Stay Crazy and the usual Stay detuned / End of Transmission


(Source: @ChieftanMews on Twitter)

Thanks to Google we know the image is of a Photomontage by John Heartfield titled “O joyful, o blessed, miracle-bringing time.” made in 1935.

John Heartfield originally coined the phrase ‘The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth of All Time’ as Thom explained during a online Q&A in response of a fan asking for the meaning of TMGLMOAT:

It’s after a John Heartfield collage. He was a German artist in the 30s and 40s he changed his name to disown himself from the rise of the Reich in Germany. It is a title of one of his collage paintings which were all cut up, subverted propaganda from the Third Reich.

You can read the rest of the interview from 2003 Here.

Art for a Change gives us a interesting rundown of what the ‘Christmas Card’ Mew’s tweeted is about.

The anti-militarist Christmas message from John Heartfield published on December 26, 1935, in the German magazine, Arbeiter-Illustriete Zeitung (AIZ, or “Worker’s Illustrated Paper”).

The title of the photomontage, O du fröhliche, O du selige, gnadenbringende Zeit (O joyful, o blessed, miracle-bringing time), was taken from one of Germany’s most popular Christmas carols.

Heartfield made a number of photomontage works that touched upon Christmas and how its message of peace was being subverted by the forces of war and fascism.

For instance, in the 1934 Christmas edition of AIZ, the artist published his photomontage, O Tannenbaum im deutschen Raum, wie krumm sind deine Äste! (O Christmas tree in German soil, how bent are thy branches). The artwork depicted a Christmas tree with its branches twisted into the shape of a swastika.

The cover of the 1933 Christmas issue of AIZ featured a photograph of an American battleship with the headline, “And Peace on Earth!” When opening the magazine the reader would see a Heartfield photomontage on the first page – its message read, “Peace on Earth? No peace on earth, as long as the poor become poorer!” Heartfield’s artwork depicted hungry Germans peering into an upscale shop window that was bursting with Christmas merchandise they could not afford.

辰 There be Dragons this coming New Year. 地支. http://www.weibo.com/radiohead 龍 prepare 2 say yer name しん ZzZzZz たつ @StanleyDonwood Stay detuned. ␄

Jan 4, 2012:

@ChieftanMews: 辰 There be Dragons this coming New Year. 地支. http://www.weibo.com/radiohead 龍 prepare 2 say yer name しん ZzZzZz たつ @StanleyDonwood Stay detuned. ␄

First up of course is that 2012 is the Chinese year of the dragon.

The weibo link is to the offical Radiohead account on Chinese social networking site Weibo where Stanley Donwood has added a number of untitled drawings over the past couple of months.

辰 of course is Dragon in Chinese and Japanese.

辰 地支 seems to mean ‘Supporting Area/Location/Ground’ in the sense that the weibo is for fans in that area.

‘prepare 2 say yer name’ suggests signing up to the Weibo page to keep up to date.

しん ZzZzZz たつ is ‘leaving/over ZzZzZz dead’

So putting it all back together the message is for fans in Japan, China and Asia that Radiohead have a weibo page where they can sign up and get some artwork from Stanley Donwood.

On the 8 Jan 2012 Radiohead added a tourdate for Taipei, Taiwan. It will be the first time that they have ever performed in the Republic of China.

This morning I consumed a Grand Mimosa with Croustades and Honey Almond Polenta. I will post a picture of my plate shortly

24 February 2012 – 01:41 AM

@ChieftanMews: This morning I consumed a Grand Mimosa with Croustades and Honey Almond Polenta. I will post a picture of my plate shortly. Stay detuned ␄

Posted on Feb 24 it was one of 5 Tweets sent on the same day of which 3 where deleted within 24 hours.

A Grand Mimosa is of course a cocktail, Croustades is another name for ‘Elegant Eggs’ and Honey Almond Polenta is a type of warm cereal. Yum!

All three are currently the feature breakfast on MrBreakfast.com under the heading ‘Featured Fancy Breakfast Recipes’.

If you’re in the mood for cooking here’s the links:
Grand Mimosa
Croustades (Mmm… Pasteurized Delicious Cheese Food..that sounds delicious!)
Honey Almond Polenta

I Wonder why he skipped the pancakes?

The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth of All Time?

How do you know when someone’s telling the truth? Let alone a non-verified twitter account by a self confessed liar?

Ever since the discussions started people have questioned the authenticity of Mews, the matter growing more complicated as fakes and copycats emerged. Yet there is strong evidence that Mews is genuine.

1. Followers and Following:
On the day The King of Limbs was released Chieftan Mew’s only had 100 or so followers and was only following a couple of accounts (at the time Stanley Donwood and Radiohead) while he has a bad habit of deleting past tweets he had tweets from as far back as 2010 – long before TKOL was released.

A few days after the discussions started on forums and Mew’s follower count had climbed over 300 Mew’s left the following message:

Mob Likens Fight ** If XXXX Links, Beg ** Fib Me, Ghost Link! ** ␄

After which his account was set to private. Possibly this was to avoid the media following him as being private allows him to accept or deny each follow request and offers him the ability to send them messages.

2. Timezones:
Mew’s tends to be quite regular about tweeting, however he will tweet earlier or later depending on movements, while Radiohead where in the USA he was tweeting a day later then when he was in Europe.

3. Language:
From the very first video Mew’s has had a unique way of speaking which has been translated to twitter. He often mixes up song lyrics or obscure references to places, band trivia and recordings both new and old. While some have attempted to parody and copy his style (see Chieftan Meows for one hilarious example) inside knowledge such as the exact meaning of Ims Menoo/Ers Menoo and their use quickly separates Mews from imitators.

4. Operator 3:
Lurker originally posted this discussion with a W.A.S.T.E customer support person last year:

[Visitor] is the twitter account “ChieftanMews” http://twitter.com/#!/ChieftanMews in any way affiliated with the band. the reason i ask, this account accurately predicted radiohead’s “japanese tweet” as well as the video for lotus flower
[Operator 3]we know of chieftan mews
[Visitor] so this isn’t a troll?
[Operator 3] no, this is all i can say

5. Stanley Donwood:
Stanley has referenced Mew’s a number of times in tweets (and Mew’s has returned the favour in kind) with the two giving some amusing banter on who is following who.

Joining Facebook:
Mew’s Joined Facebook late last year as ‘The Chieftan Mews’ as his usual title was already taken by a impersonator. As with his first tweets his first two posts consisted of links to himself on The Greatest Lying Mouth of All Time followed by similar to identical messages to those posted on Twitter. He’s also been known to like posts and send messages bringing his activity in line with that on Twitter.